As it Turns Out, All Conspiracy Theories are Factually Accurate

What do you know;
They were right;
As it turns out;
There was no moon flight.

It's all become so clear;
Big Pharma wants you ill;
They could cure you really quick;
But they want you buying pills.

So they invent disease;
But don't invent a cure;
Then discredit herbal remedies;
Just to be sure.

That is just the start;
You'll think we've gone to hell;
I'm gonna blow your mind;
With what I have to tell;

Lizards rule the world;
Paul was replaced;
Aliens have landed;
And the evidence was erased.

Kennedy was assassinated;
By the CIA;
Then there was Diana;
By the royal family.

They don't want you to know;
The Government wants you scared;
That's why they made up aids;
And have terror plots prepared.

But the fear is not enough;
They want to control your mind;
That's why there's fluoride in the water;
And there are Chem-trails in the sky.

It's not all doom and gloom;
You'll be glad to know;
Elvis is not dead;
He's living in Morocco.

It's not just him that survived;
You know what never happened?
Those atrocities in Auschwitz;
They were all imagined.

But out of them all;
One thing rings more true;
You'll know it when I tell you;
And you've thought it through;

It should end your confusion;
It explains it all;
It brings them all together;
Now it makes sense overall.

It's about misinformation;
Being spread across the land;
By inventing stupid theories;
To hide what's really planned.